Florida Woman Puts House on Sale Along with her “Wonderfully Rehabbed” Husband for Rs. 5.3 Cr
A Florida-based woman is making the headlines for putting her house on sale along with her “wonderfully rehabbed” husband for Rs. 5.3 crores ($6,99,00). The Florida woman, has been identified as 43-year-old Crystal Ball, who’s in the market to sell her beautiful Panama City Beach home which comprises of three bedrooms, two bathrooms, a pool, a hot tub, and her ex-husband Richard.
The property sure has a hefty price tag of nearly seven-hundred thousand dollars. However, Crystall Ball claims that she will be open to negotiations if her ex-husband Richard Chaillou is allowed to stay. Hilariously enough, she has put out a list of things that Richard can do if he’s allowed to stay.
“This dream man in the kitchen is a personal chef and server cooking up perfect meals on a new stove with updated countertops you can make memories on. Head covering is well worn, mostly balding, like the eagles soaring in the sky above S. Lagoon steps from your massive driveway,” the clever and hilarious listing reads.
Talking to Newsweek, she said that she herself is a fan of creative marketing ads, and the house listing was a “fitting way” to announce her recent divorce, her name change, and her new brokerage launch.
The Facts of the Matter
In almost every relationship, there comes a moment where one partner contemplates to somehow disown their significant other. However, a Florida-based woman has gone one step above and beyond disowning her now-ex-husband. She has put him on sale.
Per the listing this Panama City Beach, FL home has 3 bd, 2 ba, is listed at $699,000 and comes with a “rehabbed ex-husband as a tenant” who can be used as a personal chef pic.twitter.com/wk4Q5VAJbm
— Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 (@zillowgonewild) April 24, 2022
For Rs. 5.3 Crores, Get Large Home, Multiple Bedrooms, & Ex-Husband
The witty listing by 43-year-old woman Crystal Ball reads – “Wonderfully rehabbed ex-husband up for grabs as tenant in this stunning Panama City Beach, Fl. Home.” For just $6,99,000 (Rs 5.3 crores), you can buy a family home in Panama City Beach that has three bedrooms, a noteworthy 1,396 sq feet of space, a pool, a hot-tub, a garage, and a tenant. The tenant is none other than the Florida woman’s ex-husband Richard.
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How Crystall Ball Hyped her Home and Husband
While the hefty price tag may turn away some buyers, the 43-year-old seller has done a fantastic job to hype her property and her husband hub. Promising Richard to be a personal chef who can cook-up perfect meals on “new stove with updated countertops”, she calls her ex-husband a dream man. She further remarks about Richard’s balding head with, “Head covering is well worn, mostly balding, like the eagles soaring in the sky above S. Lagoon steps from your massive driveway.”
About Richard’s Large Nose & Ears
Hyping up her ex-husband’s large ears and large Italian nose, Crystal Ball further writes, “XL ears will pick up creaks and make sure WD40 is applied to your new fixtures. Large Italian nose will sniff out any odors before you even think about taking the trash out your decorative front door.”
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“Huge fan of creative marketing”: The Woman Behind the Hilarious Ad
To add more hilarity to the already witty listing, she posted the pictures of Richard, hilariously posing around the house in a raunchy manner with giant stuffed white tiger.
As one would assume, Crystal Ball’s hilarious ad spread like wildfire. She recently spoke to Newsweek where she said, “I’m a huge fan of creative marketing tactics and I felt this was a fitting way to announce my divorce, my name change and my new brokerage launch. ”
Reportedly, Crystall Ball previously went by Crystal Chaillou and was married to Richard Chaillou for five years. The couple decided to get divorced. However, unlike most couples, Crystal and Richard worked with each other in handling and supporting each other through the transition.
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